Life with toddler

Got this e-mail from my lovely wife today, subject: Conversation with Jack.

Jack came out of preschool crying today and our conversation in the car went something like this.

Me: Jack why are you sad?
Jack: Because I am.
Me: Were you naughty today at preschool?
Jack: Yeah.
Me: What did you do that was naughty?
Jack: Because I was sad.

Helpful, huh?

This happens several times a day, if not more.