Monday, April 30, 2012

8 years in and still learning

Column originally published April 24, 2012.

I learned a lot in the first 416 weeks of my son's life, which we celebrate today with a restaurant dinner — all the pancakes he wants, no butter or syrup — and a forthcoming museum visit.

I learned one more reason youth bowling is superior to youth soccer: It is never cold and raining inside the bowling alley. Also, there are no bowling referees.

I learned those fancy wooden play sets you see in people's backyards are pretty costly. I also learned 90 minutes is not too far a drive when your wife finds a good deal on Craiglist.

I learned to enjoy, but never expect, the blessed nights when all three children sleep without interruption.

I learned a trip to the pediatrician for the annual checkup with a walking, talking and reading first-grader can jar my memory into recalling carrying the same person, except a much tinier version seemingly too small for his car seat, to see a different doctor for, well, baby visits.

I learned there are few things as awesome as a train ride to the city for a family pizza dinner. Except maybe watching funny cat videos on your aunt's iPhone while waiting for your return train to arrive.

I learned a two-corn dog lunch can be followed with a third corn dog for dessert.

I learned you always should take a video of the Vacation Bible School kids singing on Sunday morning in church, even if you can't see your son from your pew, because you never know when your wife will need to leave to feed the baby, and she will be less than thrilled if you have no evidence of the performance.

I learned it's hard to watch your little sister pack up and move to California, but it's even harder to watch her goodbye hug with a nephew who considers her one of his favorite people in the entire world.

I learned how quiet our house is when the oldest spends a week with his grandparents. I also learned it takes fewer than 10 minutes for the fighting to resume once the children are reunited.

Continue reading "8 years in and still learning"

Wednesday, April 25, 2012

Charlie smiles

First, a March 30 photo of Charlie asking for more food:

From Hollands at Home 2012

Second, an April 3 video of Charlie in the morning. For several weeks this is how he would wake up — neither happy nor sad, just making noises in his crib. Raspy, throaty noises I couldn't begin to replicate, so I had to roll tape just to capture the experience. Also, he's pretty cute when he gives morning smiles.


Going to How's

For Spring Break this year, we tried a new arrangement. Jack had no school the Friday before break (and the two prior days were half days for conferences) so on that day he came to work with me, and as part of that scored himself a lunch trip to Culver's with Pops. It was on this trip where Pops learned to play Angry Birds on Jack's Nook and came back humming at least one of the tunes Jack likes to play over and again, which I found pretty amusing.

Saturday morning was bowling, which went pretty fast since Jack was only one of two kids on his lanes. He asked to prebowl for the next Saturday — in case he was gone. That turned out to be good planning. Sunday after church (and after our small group and the boys being at After Church Club) we brought Max to Pops & K's for the afternoon and drove Jack and Charlie to Cherry Valley, where we met How and Auntie Pam at the mall. After Jack and I hit up Barnes & Noble while everyone else was at Dress Barn, we met for dinner in the food court (Jack actually opted for Sbarro over chicken tenders from Burger King, which for such a picky eater was a pretty big development) and then How and Pam drove Jack back to How's house.

The next Saturday, after an oddly quiet week at our house, we drove Max and Charlie to DeKalb where we met How at the IHOP. We ate lunch ("enjoyed" would be a stretch, given what always happens when Jack and Max are reunited) and then, in a first for everyone, packed up Max to go to Fulton by himself for a few days and brought Jack back to Gurnee. The night before the big trade, I asked Max about his plans.



And here he is, all packed up with mom's old backpack full of things to keep him busy for his stay in Fulton. Sure, he was only going to be there about 48 hours. But when you're 4, you have lots of important things that must be at your disposal at all times.

From Hollands at Home 2012

During the tradeoff in the parking lot, Charlie had an awful lot of fun playing with my phone.

From On the Road

Here's Max, all ready in his car seat inside How's car.

From On the Road

Charlie also got the chance to walk freely inside the van, which I think was a first-time experience, since he usually just gets plopped in his seat and strapped down as soon as possible.

From On the Road



On Monday it was back to school for Jack. Kristie and Charlie drove to DeKalb to meet how and reclaim Max, and that night we were all together again. Highlights of Jack's visit included breakfast every morning (pancakes and a ton of sausage), plus a few trips to Culver's, some new socks at Target, an early birthday present or two (new bike helmet with flashing lights on the back!) and a much-needed haircut. Max's shorter stay still was long enough to prove he will not stop talking under just about any circumstance, and from what I recall he had no trouble sleeping on his first two nights without his parents or a brother under the same roof (excepting his few nights int he NICU after he was born).

How has already mentioned she plans to stay with us for a week after school is over, and Jack has had a summer week in Fulton by himself for the last year or two, usually in August after Summer Wonders winds down, so I'm sure he'll look to continue that tradition. Max, too, will probably lobby for his own special visit, and as long as How (and Kyle and Pop) are up for the experience, it's good for the kids to get that special bonding time. It makes things weird around our house with them gone (the Missing Max Formation was especially odd), but I know from my many trips alone to Elizabeth how wonderful it can be to experience your extended family in a different way. Plus, it's easier for a grandmother to spoil her grandson without parents hanging around trying to curb the indulgences.

Saturday, April 21, 2012

Customer support

A couple of Sundays ago, Jack was too busy on the computer to get ready for church. After we got back and looked at Kristie's computer, we figured out what was taking so much of his attention... trying to do an online chat with a Barnes & Noble tech support person regarding his Nook. And now, for your reading pleasure, the transcript:

09:02:10 : jack: Initial Question/Comment: my web browser dose not work, i tride to competle tren off my NOOK and still,it dose not work

09:02:15 : System: Welcome to the Barnes & Noble Chatroom.

09:02:20 : System: Fort has joined this session!

09:02:20 : System: Connected with Fort. Your Reference Number for this chat is 724499.

09:02:25 : System: Thanks for joining us.

09:02:30 : Fort: Hello, Jack! Thank you for joining Barnes and Noble Digital Chat Support.

09:03:10 : Fort: I understand that your NOOK Tablet's web browser does not work, right?

09:03:46 : jack: yes

09:04:15 : Fort: Don't worry; I'll do my best to assist you. Is your NOOK Tablet plugged in to a wall outlet now?

09:05:39 : jack: no ,it has 80% of power, feel free to re set it!

09:05:50 : Fort: Just to clarify, are you not getting any page to load at all on your NOOK Tablet's web browser?

09:06:36 : jack: yes, but my home page lodes

09:07:10 : Fort: Which home page are you referring to?

09:08:45 : jack: salmagundi onlie

09:09:11 : jack: salmagundi online

09:09:55 : Fort: Press and hold the power button of your NOOK Tablet for 20-30 seconds please.

09:11:39 : jack: the system gave me a number and i am wreietting it down

09:12:05 : Fort: Which "system" are you referring to?

09:12:13 : Fort: What are those numbers?

09:13:28 : jack: your system,[724499]

09:14:05 : Fort: Are you seeing that on your NOOK Tablet's screen?

09:14:26 : jack: no

09:14:55 : Fort: Where are you seeing that?

09:17:44 : jack: on the chat, your system greatti and gave me that number.

09:18:15 : Fort: I see.

09:18:23 : jack: ok

09:19:00 : Fort: You do not need to bother with that number since that does not pertain to your NOOK Tablet which is what we are trying to resolve right now. Please follow my directions so we could resolve your concern.

09:19:23 : jack: i am

09:19:40 : Fort: Press and hold the power button of your NOOK Tablet for 20-30 seconds please.

09:19:56 : jack: i did

09:20:10 : Fort: Is your NOOK Tablet turned off now?

09:20:25 : Fort: Is your NOOK Tablet turned off now?

09:20:27 : jack: no

09:20:41 : jack: what happind

09:20:55 : jack: this is wherd

09:21:00 : Fort: I thought you mentioned that you followed my instructions to turn off your NOOK Tablet?

09:21:15 : Fort: What are you referring to?

09:22:11 : jack: oh, it didn't tren off

09:22:45 : Fort: Would you like us to resolve your concern?

09:22:55 : jack: ok, it is off

09:23:34 : jack: and i'm trne ing it back on

09:24:10 : Fort: Please follow my instructions as I tell you to. Do not do anything that is not needed or advised please.

09:24:31 : jack: oh sorey

09:25:00 : Fort: Is your NOOK Tablet turned on now?

09:25:17 : jack: yes

09:25:40 : Fort: Good.

09:26:05 : Fort: Tap on the home button, then tap on "Web" please.

09:26:59 : jack: i have a pass word on my nook so i have to enter it 

09:27:10 : Fort: Good.

09:29:18 : jack: it works, thans a lot! it was a big polblm for my dad

09:29:29 : Fort: You're welcome. Will there be anything else I can help you with?

09:29:41 : jack: i have to go now

09:29:50 : jack: no

09:29:55 : Fort: Thanks once again for joining Barnes and Noble Digital Chat Support. If you have no other concerns, you may click on the "Exit" button to end this session. Thank you and have a great day!

09:30:03 : System: The session has ended!

Monday, April 16, 2012

Charlie's obsession

Charlie has a strange obsession with putting things into other things. Like laundry into a basket, or a hamper, toys into a bucket. While this has not extended into putting anything into the toilet, it has extended to putting things in the garbage can. And before I moved the kitchen garbage out to the garage, here are the things I or Scott fished out.

Plastic Winnie the Pooh bowl
My colander
Toy wooden hot dog
Multiple matchbox cars
Plastic Mickey Mouse bowl

And the kicker here....

My van keys (thanks to Scott for fishing those out of there....they had gone missing for two days when we began to realize there was a very real possibility they were relocated to the bottom of the garbage can by our littlest man).

The garbage can lived in the garage until yesterday when I couldn't stand it any more. It's ok, he had just started putting everything in the hamper instead.

Thursday, April 05, 2012

Playing catch up

More March photos I should have posted earlier. The first four are from Sunday, March 18, which was the front end of a stretch of summer-like weather when usually we're still shoveling snow.

The moose shoes match the moose shirt. From Hollands at Home 2012

Dad & Charlie smiles. From Hollands at Home 2012

A four-year-old smile. From Pops and K's

Humidity equals curls. Even in March. From Pops and K's

March 21: Age-appropriate play with an age-appropriate toy! From Hollands at Home 2012

March 21: Naked baby! From Hollands at Home 2012

March 23: "Honey, why dodes the baby have drum sticks?" From Hollands at Home 2012

March 27: Hey guys! From Hollands at Home 2012

March 27: Max enjoys his baby-wrap hammock. From Hollands at Home 2012

March 30: A silly face from the Doodle. From Hollands at Home 2012

Monday, April 02, 2012

Video backlog

Four March videos I should have posted earlier.

From March 20:


From March 21:


From March 27:


From March 29:

Saturday, March 24, 2012

Lake visit

These photos are now almost two weeks old, but on Sunday afternoon, March 11, we took advantage of some excellent weather to take the boys to Illinois Beach State Park for the first time in 2012. And though it was about 15 degrees cooler on the beach than it had been in the neighborhood, it was windy enough for us to fly kites. Kites, of course, were the main attraction for Jack, so it all worked out pretty well. Max got his fill of throwing rocks in the water, Charlie was wrapped up extra warm on a carrier and a special coat designed to cover mother and child. I mostly worked the camera, though I did have to put it down to help retrieve Jack's kite from the lake.

Flying a kite! From Lake Michigan

Kristie, Charlie and the turtle kite. From Lake Michigan

A profile. From Lake Michigan

Skyward glance. From Lake Michigan



Throwing a rock! From Lake Michigan

Playing chicken with the waves. From Lake Michigan

Saturday, March 17, 2012

Proof: He's really doing it


Doodle Day

Last Friday (March 9) we put Jack on the school bus and geared up for our big trip to Chicago to celebrate Max's fourth birthday. We had planned a train trip as part of the festivities, but it wasn't the best idea logistically. It was quite the treat to hear Max rave about the wonders of downtown Chicago (giant buildings, elevated trains, the river, the lake and so on) and he (and Charlie) had an absolute blast at the Children's Museum. I would like to write more about it, but the 40-ish pictures and four videos (we took more than 260 photos) do a pretty good job telling the story. It was a vcery special day for our family.










Balloon time

Charlie has fun with some of Max's birthday balloons:




The Marching Song

Max gives us a rundown of some of the things he learned at school.


Wednesday, March 14, 2012

Just Jack

Self explanatory:

From Hollands at Home 2012

More 'walking'

I will try to shoot a better video tonight. The kid is really hoofing it, though you can't quite tell from here. Still, he's adorable.




Saturday, March 10, 2012

Charlie 'walks'

He can do much better (seven or eight steps), but we never have the camera ready. Here's his best attempts at walking across the room.


Wednesday, March 07, 2012

Max's birthday dinner

Max turned 4 Friday (I'm sure I'm stating the obvious to anyone reading this) and we had Pops and K and Uncle Matt over for dinner, cake and presents. Doodle's present from us is a trip to the Chicago Children's Museum at Navy Pier. Originally scheduled for his actual birthday, we had to put it off a week.

So the actual birthday night was a fairly low-key celebration (though we did have nice decorations and lots of balloons, including some with LED lights inside), but I managed to get some good pictures. Charlie was in a pretty good mood, eating bananas served by Pops and later walking around the house with K. Max enjoyed his presents and had some very strong opinions regarding the from-scratch cake Kristie assembled.

Appetizer? Diced banana. From Hollands at Home 2012

Showing off the PJs from Great-Grandma Holland. From Hollands at Home 2012

Charlie noshes on cornbread. From Hollands at Home 2012

Working on presents. From Hollands at Home 2012

Jack was in charge of video. From Hollands at Home 2012



He'll be walking without help any day now. From Hollands at Home 2012

Lots of concern about the cake decorations. From Hollands at Home 2012

Max is pretty happy to be the center of attention. From Hollands at Home 2012


Monday, March 05, 2012

Bath time

Three quick photos of Charlie during and after a bath Feb. 25:

A serious shampoo spike. From Hollands at Home 2012

Dad, enough with the camera. From Hollands at Home 2012

The post-bath look. From Hollands at Home 2012

... and a bonus March 1 birthday of Max, his last day as a three-year-old.

From Hollands at Home 2012

Friday, March 02, 2012

Reflections on turning 4

Dear Max:

Today you are 4. I think even when you are 14, 24, 34 and so on, I will never forget the day you were born. It was the most intense, emotional and challenging day of my life. I thank God for using that day to give me a taste of the peace that passes all understanding — as absolutely unthinkable as the experience was, the main thing I remember is my prevailing sense of calm that everything would be OK — but I also feel bad somewhat dwelling in those particulars.

You’re four years old now. You have a rich, detailed memory of life experiences. The older you get, the farther away you get from that baby in the NICU (a time you surely don’t remember) the more I need to celebrate the person you are and are becoming and the less I need to focus on the way you entered the world.

You are one of three boys, and though you may look similar to your brothers and have plenty on common, you also are preciously unique. You know how to be both a little brother and a big brother. You know when a hug is needed. You also know when laughter is needed. You can be unpredictably shy, or you can capture the attention of an entire room.

You will never settle for being overlooked. You can be the loudest voice in any setting if you so choose. You can eat as much as any adult, and you can just as easily turn away from a plate of your favorite dish if you’re not in the mood. You are a sponge — learning names, books, movies, family relationships, routines, landmarks, everything. You don’t always make it to the bathroom on time. You don’t understand the concept of settling down. You can still fall asleep in the middle of an afternoon, and after even an hour nap have enough energy to see the clock strike midnight.

You have plenty of ways to misbehave, and you understand how and why to apologize. You also can be a shining example of the best ways a child can act, in public and private, which opens doors for you that other kids, even some in your own family, might not experience at your age.

You are only four, yet I feel as if I’ve known you forever. I hope I always will. Surely we won’t always be as close, won’t spend as much time together as we do now. That’s not the way it works. You’re not even in kindergarten yet, so it’s not as if I’m worried about sending you off to college. But I’m also wise enough to know they way things are now is not the way they will always be.

You’re so much fun, I find myself hoping I was as neat a kid on my fourth birthday as you are. I enjoy you so much, it excites me to think of how Charlie’s personality will develop as he grows up, and how you will help shape that personality, the same way living with Jack has clearly influenced your own essence. But again, so much of you is completely and entirely Max, there’s no doubt you’re carving out your own place in this family and beyond.

I remember well Jack’s fourth birthday party, and how Baby Max, not much more than six or seven weeks old, screamed almost nonstop. Now you’re four, a big boy. Jack is almost eight. Charlie is about ready to walk on his own and get into all sorts of trouble with both of you. Life is changing so much, as I suppose it always will. But no matter what happens, there will always be a part of me that sees you as our Doodle, our little guy who is the toughest person I know, who has been a fighter since day one and who greets each day with a smile.

You have taught me so much about life without even knowing it. I hope I can hold up my end of the bargain.

Dad loves you.

Max: from 3 to 4

Happy birthday, Doodle!